I wish i was in the wii world.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
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