Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
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in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
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I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
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