We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
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normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
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He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
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And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
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