I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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