I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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