butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
What a fucking waste of an outfit
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
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Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
it glows. i had to have it.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
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she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
I won't apologize to a one balled man
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
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