moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
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You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
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I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
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