he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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