They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
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I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
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Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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