...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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