didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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