yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
I was at circle k buying gas and this girl in a papa johns uniform comes up and is like " I've got a bunch of extra pizzas. Large peperoni for $5." then she went to her trunk and pulled one out. It felt like a drug deal for a fat person
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he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
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What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..