Are we in a gay sports bar?
So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives