Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
I'm not sure that our 12-years-ago-high-school-"relationship," and 179 texts in the last 4 hours is gonna be enough to squeeze a naked smartphone picture of me. I'm gonna need some chicken wings or Makers Mark before that starts happening.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
My vagina just clenched in fear
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
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