i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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