Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
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