how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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