There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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