Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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