Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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