Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
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you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
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I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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