I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
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