After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
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Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
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Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
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