If i come over, it means nothing
ha. weirdest feeling ever. just wiped my ass with my non-dominant hand. (eating cheeseburger with right one)
Your grandmother is in heaven weeping.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
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I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
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Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
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