Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
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