Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
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