i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
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All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
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I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
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