glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
Randomize
