so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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