She is in my trunk
Someone shit on the floor
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
All the doctor said was why
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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