I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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