Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
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Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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