I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
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I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
You are a booty call, not a friend.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
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It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
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