She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
where are you?
Hypothermia
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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