Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
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