She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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