I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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