Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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