what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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