i wish there were pregnant emoticons
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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