babies were throwing up all over the place
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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