This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
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