ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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