After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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