The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
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I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
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