good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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