So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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