i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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