maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
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We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
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There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
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