Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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