How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
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