is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
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he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
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I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
I party with great urgency now.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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