So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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