it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
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