Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
My ATM looks so different sober.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
You can't just leave with hair like that
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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