You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
People in love make me want to vomit
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
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