I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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